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"The San Francisco Bay area governments have reacted to the coronavirus epidemic with a level of swiftness and ferocity they usually reserve for attempts to build new housing."

The country's in the hands of truck drivers and stocking clerks. They are the vanguards of the veneer of civilization.

RT @mollytolsky@twitter.com

Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mollytolsky/status

We're not really screwed until some idiot politician or bureaucrat decides to start seizing stocks or trucks.

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Dow and Dupont can spin up and drown the world in soap, bleach, and sanitizer, as long as the demand signals are allowed to operate.

The barista pulled latte I had yesterday may be the last one I get to enjoy for a while.

RT @ericarhodes@twitter.com

This is a time for us all to come together by being as far away from each other as possible.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ericarhodes/status

RT @vmbrasseur@twitter.com

maintainer (M) relicenses project, removes previous license file.

Noted FOSS lawyer points out error of their ways.

M thinks they know law better than some w/decades of experience.

Don't be M.

Also: Using the vcr Ruby gem now is a business risk.

github.com/vcr/vcr/issues/804

🐦🔗: twitter.com/vmbrasseur/status/

RT @SJKSalisbury@twitter.com

For those preparing for isolation, please remember to hide a series of notes, diary entries, and audio recordings that chart your decline around your home, so that players can slowly piece together what happened and earn the Find All Collectibles trophy.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SJKSalisbury/statu

Copper is beautiful. And I think that all the door handles and plumbing handles in public, hotel, and employee lavs should be plated with it, by order of public health laws

RT @RonAmadeo@twitter.com

I propose we rename Google messaging services with the year of release, just like a copy of Madden or FIFA.

The provides for easier tracking and better communicates the ~yearly lifecycle of these apps.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RonAmadeo/status/1

Who will then find a plaintiffs bar lawyer, who will then sue everyone in sight, up to and including any website hosting blueprints

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What will prevent that is some % of them will injure a patient.

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What the world needs now is open hardware license medical ventilators.

RT @xahteiwi@twitter.com

I think this should go without saying, but:

If you want to swap ideas or have my advice for asynchronous communications for distributed team efficiency, chat DMs or video calls are not the preferred options for doing that.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/xahteiwi/status/12

Doing work from home is bringing back memories and old habits. I was wfh at MySQL, Sun, and Redhat. It works best when everyone on your team is doing it too.

I just accidentally created a new word: "sorks". "sucks but works" or "sort of works".

RT @jpeddicord@twitter.com

working from home:

1) after the first few days, i'm just as productive (if not more)
2) i get to sit on whatever comfy chair i want
3) food is very, very close
4) i skip about 90 min of transit time each day

how bout that.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jpeddicord/status/

Just to be clear, is it rude to point out when someone is toadying so hard that if the writers of The Simpsons had Smithers saying it, the editors would kill the lines for being "unrealistic"?

RT @mndoci@twitter.com

Hi folks, meet Bottlerocket, an open-source (Linux-based) operating system purpose built for hosting containers github.com/bottlerocket-os/bot

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mndoci/status/1237

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